My brother is sick and he wants me to get him dunkaroos.
He used to bring dunkaroos for his classmates every year on his birthday.
They have been discontinued for years.
But yesterday we saw them at Wal Mart.
It was an exciting day for my brother.

Today my brother received 24 boxes of candy cigarettes in the mail.
He ordered them on amazon for $7.58.
He says he needs them while he watches Mad Men, so he can feel cool like Don Draper.

At the beginning of the summer my brother purchased Dominion Prosperity.
I came  home and he was putting the cards in sleeves.
I asked him why he wasn't doing his homework.
He said that putting the cards into sleeves relaxed him.

My brother just cooked a whole can of tomato soup.
He ate the entire thing it in 1 minute and 31 seconds.

I love my brother.